Not at my finest

I am none too happy with the big blue dot today:

• The doctor says the Amazing Abdominal Pains™are signs that my body is doing a great job of fighting off a virus. rally? Is that the best you can come up with?
• Steffi is barking at anything that moves today. That not only includes bugs and leaves, but also me and Digger for having the gall to sit on the lounge rather than play the "chasing around the house and crashing into furniture" game.
• The allergy test was right- I AM allergic to yeast. I am currently paying the price for eating that pizza last night and have used the best part of a box of tissues today. Not happy about the lack of toast and pizza in my future (although Gray does find it very entertaining).
  
• The aforementioned pizza also resulted in the anchovy bone that was lodged in my throat all day.

Ooh, here comes Gray with a nice big glass of red wine. I'd call it psychic, but it's a pretty good bet that I'll want some wine when my face bears an expression last seen on Derryn Hinch during the Shame Files.
Tomorrow, consider yourself on notice, you'd better be better than today.