I'm a Cold Weather Bunny

So I woke up this morning and for just one tiny, lovely little moment I thought I was in Montreal. Then I realised that the traffic noise was just my airconditioner and the cold was also just my airconditioner. It was gorgeous there for a moment. I was in a place where the nighttime temperature drops below 29. I was in a place with real shops. I was in a place where there is a great dearth of I Fish and I Vote and Forced to Work, Live to Fish bumper stickers.

Then I came tumbling back down to Earth. Harrumph.