World's Best Job

Okay. So I have just come off the world's best teaching job. I love the staff. I love the principal. I love the kids. I love the school. If I had no ethics I may well have kidnapped the teacher I was replacing just to stay there. But I do have ethics...really. Now I'm just praying for her to get pregnant. That's okay, right? A baby is a good thing for both of us, so I'm not just being a selfish so-and-so. Right?
Some of my students asked to friend me on Facebook which broke my little tiny heart into a thousand shiny pieces. I wanted so badly to FRIEND them, but i know that it could lead to problems as a teacher. And I VERY MUCH want to be their teacher again . My magical solution? I gave them my Twitter name, which may also lead them here. Publicness is cool, isn't it? You can't say anyone's my favourite if they're all here. Okay. OKAY?
Welcome them all, my friends, they are lovely.